Utah state senator Chris Buttars was a strong supporter of the Utah law to outlaw gay marriage... but that doesn't mean he hates gay people necessarily. He's even had gay people IN HIS HOUSE. It's just that he doesn't want gays to shove anything down his throat or wave it in his kid's faces. Well, okay, so don't shove. Slide it in slowly, like a gentleman.

Millions of years ago, what is now the Sahara desert, the world's largest desert, was once full of lush, river-carved plains where life flourished. Among the creatures that lived there were five newly discovered species of big fucking ancient crocodiles, some of which dined on dinosaurs. Fuck. It's too bad God had to kill them all.

So that Carrie Prejean "sex tape" thing that wasn't really as much of a sex tape as much as it was a video of Carrie Prejean masturbating that she sent to her boyfriend years ago that was used against her to get her to drop her lawsuit against the California Pageant Board or whatever it's called? No video yet, but these two images are supposed to be stills from the video. Pics via Yuhmm.

The trailer for Ninja Assassin has been out for a while and I've had a couple people send it to me and I could have sworn I put it up, but I can't seem to find it. Anyway, Ninja Assassin opens up this Wednesday the 25th, which is the day right before Thanksgiving for us guys in the US. Who's gonna be doing the turkey carving? NINJA MOTHERFUCKING ASSASSIN, THAT'S WHO.

In 1993, former porn star Traci Lords came out with her own jazzercise video... because why the fuck not? Everybody else was doing it. I'm not sure who the audience for this tape was-- probably just people who liked to sit around and watch Traci Lords bounce her boobs around with no real thought towards actually doing any exercise. Hell, I'm sold. Via: Scandy Factory

Just like all of us, I'm sure, Croatian illustrator Vanja Mrgan thought to himself "What would Batman look like with a beard?" And from there, he whipped up a whole series of famous beardless characters with beards. Yeah, so anyway... why the hell doesn't Batman have a beard?

Okay. I'm going to play the role of the Halls executive and this commercial will play the role of the bright young creative director who's going to pitch this Halls commercial. So I say "You've got a new Halls ad for us, is that correct?" And then the creative director says:

3D Dot Game Heroes, an upcoming RPG for the PS3 isn't really the kind of RPG that you're used to seeing these days. Instead, it's a fun tongue-in-cheek homage to the 2D RPGs of days gone by like the original Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy and Dragon Warrior, done in a pixeled 3D style.

Today Google announced the Google Chrome OS, an open-source web-based operating system. What is it? Well, Google's already stated that "Googlel Chrome OS is Chrome", meaning that the operating system is basically Chrome used to manage your computer. Only since it's a web-based OS, your data is not physically on your machine, but in the Google data cloud. Check out the video below for a good amount of explanation.