For those of you who remember the 80s, it was a good time for wild and bizarre accusations of devil worship. If you think it gets bad now at times, in the 80s, there were all sorts of urban legends about baby-killing Satanic cults in every neighborhood, so when people claimed that D&D was a tool to recruit people into the ways of Satan, many people believed it. This video is from CBC from 1985.

Yes, that's "wedding" and "pole dancing" in the same sentence, but not in a good way. As in someone's drunk-ass cousin started trying to do a pole dance on one of the poles that was holding the reception tent up and all hell breaks loose. Someone's not going to be invited to holiday get-togethers.

This long-faced stupid emo British kid has been taking CoD a little too fucking seriously. Now I wish that I had gone out and gotten MW2 already just so I could have at least the slimmest chance of kicking this kid's ass and teabagging his corpse. Also, here's a question for British IHCers-- what kind of accent is that and is there some clever British derogatory term for kids like this? I'm sure you guys have one... you've got slang terms for everything.

Earlier this week, some jackhole in Texas accidentally drove his sweet sweet $1.6 million Bugatti Veyron into a marsh in Texas. That's the old news. The new news is that while he initially tried to blame his unholy misfortune on a low-flying pelican, it turns out that he's just a rich guy who's way too stupid for such a beautiful car.

Yeah, I'm sure I could be accused of being part of the problem by sort of taking this quote out of context, but he does make it sound really bad... I'm not entirely sure if he means to sound like he's advocating a scorched Earth policy or not. Hell, who am I kidding? It's Bill O'Reilly... of course he is.

Some guy passes out drunk in the wrong place... in the vicinity of a horny dog who has absolutely no problem taking advantage of him. Via: Gorillamask

The following is a real clip from the upcoming Doctor Who animated series called "Dreamland". No, it's not something that some teenager put together after learning the basics of Maya only yesterday. No, it wasn't somehow made 15 years ago with the knowledge of David Tennant as the Doctor. This is real, as in the BBC put their real money into this. Maybe they should just hire the guy that's working on the Doctor Who anime and fire whoever made this shit.

It saddens me very deeply that this guy is actually running for MY FUCKING DISTRICT. Come on George, I know there's plenty of decent, cheap web designers in the Raleigh and Cary area that you don't have to turn to... this. I can't even fathom where one starts in creating a design where every pixel is a complete affront to human decency.