Colby the Christian Robot loves Jesus and he loves hanging out with kids that all dress like idiots. I've never seen so many popped collars all in one place. DOES NOT COMPUTE. Via: EIT

God, I keep feeling bad for Microsoft lately. They're still the biggest guy on the block by far, but they keep trying over and over and over to out-cool Apple and they just end up always looking like the really lame and sort of creepy 40 year old dancing his ass off at a teenage dance club.

This long-faced stupid emo British kid has been taking CoD a little too fucking seriously. Now I wish that I had gone out and gotten MW2 already just so I could have at least the slimmest chance of kicking this kid's ass and teabagging his corpse. Also, here's a question for British IHCers-- what kind of accent is that and is there some clever British derogatory term for kids like this? I'm sure you guys have one... you've got slang terms for everything.

Earlier this week, some jackhole in Texas accidentally drove his sweet sweet $1.6 million Bugatti Veyron into a marsh in Texas. That's the old news. The new news is that while he initially tried to blame his unholy misfortune on a low-flying pelican, it turns out that he's just a rich guy who's way too stupid for such a beautiful car.

Wild animals appearing on news shows or talk shows are always chock full of fun and excitement, but rarely does one get to refer to moist beavers or beaver golden showers while still being true to the story. One more time with feeling, just because: "Reporter gets splashed by wet beaver. Film at 11." Or what about just "Reporter suffers hot beaver pee assault."

Any night that starts out with the question "Do you think we could get that crackhead to chase this laser pointer like a cat?' is sure to be a good night. Or at least a very YouTube-able night. It's sort of a shame that this is far away, but when you're trying to hide from a crackhead, several floors up in a building is a good place to do it.

Okay, so Carrie Prejean had a sex tape. Sorry you had to hear about it elsewhere if you did, but I just couldn't bring myself to mention it. Well, it wasn't a "sex tape", but a tape of her masturbating on camera for her boyfriend. When she was 17, which is why it hasn't been released. Aaanyway, she was suing the Miss America pageant for religious discrimination or something and this tape surfaces and she suddently wants to drop the lawsuit.

The Snuggie has gone from just a sewn-up blanket with holes in it to an entire branding juggernaut. From baby Snuggies to pet Snuggies, there's a Snuggie for everyone you could possibly imagine-- even the person who loves Street Fighter IV so much that they want to wrap themselves in it from head to toe. Sure, your chances of getting laid will plummet dramatically but isn't it worth it? Via: Gearfuse