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Baguette dropped by a bird shuts down the Large Hadron Collider [I Heart Tech]
Poor Large Hadron Collider... perhaps what with all the mishaps that have befallen you, perhaps it is fate-- perhaps there is some weird time paradox that's keeping you running. Perhaps that bird that haphazardly dropped a piece of baguette in a piece of outdoor machinery and caused you to overheat was an agent of fate. Or perhaps, you're just the most complicated and sensitive machine ever created and there's a lot that can go wrong.

From Popular Science:
The bird dropped some bread on a section of outdoor machinery, eventually leading to significant over heating in parts of the accelerator. The LHC was not operational at the time of the incident, but the spike produced so much heat that had the beam been on, automatic failsafes would have shut down the machine.
This incident won't delay the reactivation of the facility later this month, but exposes yet another vulnerability of the what might be the most complex machine ever built. With freak accident after freak accident piling up over at CERN, the idea of time traveling particles returning from the future to prevent their own discovery is beginning to seem less and less far fetched.
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Great Scott!
Great Scott!
ha!
Thats it....all birds and bread must die. In the name of science of course...
how do they know??
How do they know it was a bird and not some swedish terroist hurling bread at an undefended section of the gargantuan doomsday device?
Even the birds know that if
Even the birds know that if we create a machine that smashes particles together it'll destroy the multiverse!
More asians please.
wtf
a piece of bread is what destroys this thing?
Greedo shot first!
I've seen this before somewhere.
Is it just me, or does this sound very similar to how they destroyed the Death Star?
theory
Didnt the scientist have a theory recently that the machine destroyed itself by traveling through time... did anyone else see that article
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