My inquisition name is Tom. I'm addicted to porn. I also enjoy drowning puppies in front of children and wearing clown makeup with no clothes on. Orin keeps me around because I'm good and making them servers run long and wide.

I tried to be an Eagle Scout when I was young but it turns out they don't accept hermaphrodites.

I work at a web design company and I'm working on a video game in my spare time.

Hi, I'm clownpenis.fart, but that's not my real name, which is far more offensive.

I've been a web application developer since 1998, and have been instrumental in the demise of several startups.

My idea of the perfect date is July 9th.

I am Doctor Furious.  My real name is Daniel and I live in eastern Tennessee.  I found IHC through a long-forgotten link.  I enjoy writing humor and things that are reminiscent of humor.  I have never played World of Warcraft, have no real interest in starting, and so far am the only person here who isn't a web designer.

I'm Skyn Canvas, as in my skin IS canvas.  My real name is Bliss, I'm a correctional officer, and live in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia.  I enjoy politically incorrect jokes, beating the shit out of people, violence, tattos, and putting Icy/Hot on my condom before fucking old hags I pick up at the bar.

Hi, I'm delsydsoftware. My real name is Chris,I live in Cary, NC,  and i've been friends with Orin since 1989. Twenty years of dick jokes and general hooliganism . Goddamn....

Anyway, I have a games/software company on the side ( www.delsyd.com ) which occasionally makes enough for a tank of gas or a handjob from a hobo. I spend way too much time looking up goofy shit for IHC, and I play a few musical instruments. I also collect wooden Amish dildos.

Hi, my name is anthony I'm 22 and I live in Southern California.  I love video games if my money isn't being spent on that then...well my money usually gets spent on that. I work for the city of LA doing something super secret (not really)

War Horse here.  Real name is Shawn and I live in South Texas, though I'm a displaced fellow North Carolinian.  I love the web, but can't create shit for it.  The closest I have to online creation is several Wikipedia pages, but just like a blog, it was pretty much fill in the blanks.  Though unlike a blog I get to copyedit the idiotic additions only the web can breed. 

The name is a code for Carneys.     As in,  I was one.    Travelled the country for years trying to earn enough to pay my nut.     Betting the Marks couldn't win my game.     Some did,  most didn't.

I pegged my schools reading ability when I was in 6th grade and I have been a lazy know it all ever since.

Now I am disabled after a really bad mold.    Hardly able to lift twenty pounds,  I use my Nikon for friendly favors.    Or the odd buck.

My real name is Mark. 

Hi I am Mr. Squiggles. Real name Randall. I live in Los Angeles. I make light bulbs for the DoD.

I enjoy long walks on the beach.

I'm BaptisteTheFool...  just a lousy fool mime in a sea of fools...

My real name is Jared-- I'm a senior in college and I major in film.

All in all I'm a terribly uninteresting fella.

But I appreciate the temp free membership!  Look forward to giving things a test-spin.  Cheers!

Hi, I'm sublight. My real name is Marc and I live in Tokyo.

I write ads for a living, so I guess my goal is to never see any of my work here with a 'JapanWTF' stamped over it.

I think I found IHC through Fark's Foobies page. When the next link here after tits was a primer on quantum physics, I knew I had found the perfect site.

Hi I'm Odd, that is as much a greeting as it is a statement. I run Mad World Radio a live internet based radio show  and podcast. As much as I hate the P word.

I also contribute to the fun here at IHC. You'll find me creeping around here quite regularly.

As for my real name......nope sorry, Odd just fits to well to bothered you with my normal moniker.

What's up...Hardac here, or other wise known as Holographic Analytical Reciprocating Digital Computer...real name, Andrew.

Porn makes the world go round, as well as all the cool shit on IHC...only site I visited 15times a day to see new stuff

I'm all tech, can't change my car oil, but can work a computer well...I work for a international media company as a Data Center/Server manager for several sites (own boss...gotta love it)

Anyways, you all on here rock and it's good to have a nice place where sick minds think alike ;)

later killas

meangoldfish ftw.

real name is Nate, I just started my first real life job last week as an insurance broker/agent (kind of, i work for a big company that has a division that acts like a giant super broker/agent).  I'm only 7 days in and I can already feeling it destroying my soul.  I graduated in May with a degree in English, with a minor is playing videogames.

Hey, I'm Paulywog and obviously (or not), my name is Paul.  I live in Las Cruces, NM but would rather be back in El Paso, TX but if I were there I'd rather be back in my hometown of Traverse City, MI.  I'm a 26 year old junior biology major at NMSU.  I work a mind-numbingly stupid job at Starbucks with a bunch of Starbucks brainwashed zombies.  Although my boss is cool.  I love Asian girls, judo, muay thai, science, and brewing my own beer.  My mexican girlfriend kinda looks asian, so that's cool.  She's like a much browner Olivia Munn.  I'm pretty kick ass at Halo so feel free to hit me up.  Pauly Pants is my xbox live gamertag, but I'm on this website more than xbox, oddly enough because I pay for one.  But this has way more porn, which is great!  Yay IHC!

Chris from Texas

Work for the biggest bookseller in the world [no not that lame one, the good one]

Fuck cake or pie, I like brownies

My name is Phil, I also work in a bookstore (not the good one, the other one.)  I'm an avid gamer and a huge fan of this site since the first day I stumbled upon it.  Since then I've been dragging friends here as often as I can.  

My real name is Craig and I totally frickin suck when it comes to not dropping off the face of the earth for weeks at a time.  I spend more time than I care to admit at IHC.  I work at a medical manufacturing facility......remember that next time you get an injection.  I'm in Grand Rapids, MI and I'm usually lurking somewhere around here.

Camper, it's the name I picked when I logged on to my first FPS server. Everyone hates campers so I liked the attention and the friendly fire. Ironically I wound up living in a camper for 3 years in Texas when my uncle and I started our own wireless ISP.  My real name is Justin and I live in Singapore. Asian girls everywhere, Pauly. I'm a huge geek and love the science, tech, boobs, movies, boobs and music on this site. I lurk more than post. Like that creepy dude down the street that's always going through you garbage looking for you girlfriends used panties. Sweet, sweet flying panties.

I'm a 21-year-old from little old New Zealand [whatever, we've got a cock bigger than yours]. I first found IHC in about February from a link on Manofest. I haven't been back to Manofest since. If you must know, it was the awesome design of IHC, and the fact it tended not to have the same clips and pics as every other blog [like Manofest]

I'm an aspiring journalist, I write for the sports blog www.dropkicks.co.nz and I have an unexplained love for NFL, robots and gelato. At the same time.

I enjoy IHC because it gives me a chance to indulge in all the chauvinistic, stereotypical things which my political science colleagues would frown upon. And I get to email cool things around my work and look like I'm the man.

Im Donkey, ive been completely addicted to IHC since sometime last thursday.

I travel all over the place, and I take lots of pictures.  And enjoy lurking. lots of lurking.

I dont have a reason for my friday name, I kind of picked it at random when I was thinking about a mexican Donkey show...I feel sorry for the Donkey

Well, my real name is BrianFD. I'm too dumb to quit, and too old to try. My 6th grade teacher, Sister Mary Grace, said I lacked motivation and probably wouldn't amount to much. She's still right... Dead and forgotten, but still right.

TinyPenguininja. The dood who made the pirahna plant cake and reviewed Borderlands for IHC. :P I'm gay but I still def think IHC rocks, even without tit enjoyment.

I am QB1o

That's not my real name.

i watch videos and look at pictures of titties in IHC a often.

Hello! My name is JRAD but my given name is Jesse. I live in a small hippie town in Oregon where I go to school for PR and work part-time at an indie cd/dvd/game store. In my spare time i like to drink craft beer, play video games, eff around on the internets, and shit n stuff.

I don't remember how I first came to this website but it was probably through Gorillamask.net. I'm not a web designer but try to blog here and there although school is making it really fucking hard to do that right now. I used to rock the metal at a college radio station but got bored of that so now I do other stuff at the station.

I heart horror movies and negative humor. Hence, the reason why I'm here at IHeartChaos.

Hey there. I'm Cara and I am from Phoenix. I read, game and collect toys.

But really you only need to know this about me: I heart chaos and Nyarlathotep is here. And we will all pay dearly.

supreme green, it either means weed or money or whatever the hell you wanna make out of it.  i'm a scientist out in cali and i get bored as shit  sometimes.

My name is Fugly, and I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

That's a lie.  I like cheap beer and bourbon, but shit floats, so I'm okay with the rain thing.

My name is Xaero. I 'm a long time lurker. I used to be a web developer, but have since moved into gov't work. The EPA does shit you would NOT believe!

I'm Derek. I'm a college student and proud geek from Florida; I like to read, to attempt to write fiction, and browsing IHC. I also have a taste for music older than myself. I'm also learning to fence with the German longsword (hopefully with other stuff on the way), because swords are much, much more awesome than footballs. 'Nuff said? I think so.

I was pulled off the cesspool known as planet Earth at 1 full solar orbit past birth and have been in the service of the Galactic High Command ever since.  My commander and I are returning to this part of the galaxy in order to destroy the Large Hadron Collider on Earth before it rips a hole in space and time and requires a year's worth of duct tape to patch it.  We also plan to eradicate humans based on answers to following question: What is most enjoyable: A) An image of a young woman naked with large perfect breasts, B) A large crap, C) Choking the Chicken to A, D) New Shiny Shoes, E)  Reading a book.

Eradication will occur in this order:

Those who answered E), liquefied in order to make ink for ship photo copiers and printers

Those who answered B), put into slave service in the ships gas production and recycling facility until death

Those who answered A), retina's used for android upgrades and replacements, rest of body incinerated

Those who answered C), to be fed to Cluck Cluck the Great in order to produce more bio fuel for ship (tax credit)

Those who answered D), expected 1% of Female population who's foot will fit into shoes and also appear in I <3 Chaos pictorials will become concubines for MagnoDrone, others (men or women) will be put into shoe manufacturing service until death

Those who refuse to answer the question will be made into chili for inter Galactic chili cook of competition, once they have dug a bowl into the Moon's surface such that it can be drug close enough to the sun to simmer on low for several days

Congarts to I <3 Chaos for pictorial excellence.

MagnoDrone

Hello, my name is ishldgetoutmore, I live in New Jersey, and my real name isn't important. What's really important is that I've placed a small thermonuclear device inside your monitor. This device will detonate five minutes after you started reading this entry. The code to deactivate the timer is hidden in zero. Salvation lies within.

I drop science out of airplanes without a parachute, just to watch it die.  I live in the deep dirty South, where I am a hole in the Bible Belt. 

I like pictures of nekkid wimmens, and fun random shit, so I'm quite happy here.

Real name is Steve. I am a disgraced merchant marine turn smutpeddler that now runs a farmers market in Houston. I love IHC because it loves the same things I do. Punk rock, titties, video games and science.

I call myself Bald Eagle because  I'm a really ancient  citizen of the U.S.A. with little hair left.

I live in Japan and I wonder what NSFW means to people who work in the porno industry.

Industrial-strength Christian sites?   Gun-toting feminist sites?  Anything loosely connected with Disney Inc.?

This is theCamel, aka DiamondinthaMuff, aka Snufflefluffmynutz, aka Mr. Panty Gloves.  I'm a freelance fluffer, so let me know if you need to keep shit hard.  Prices vary based on length.  I did Delsyd for free.  Just here to talk shit and ruin it for everyone else. 

Hello everyone. Names Kevin, from NC. Been coming to IHC for a while now and never took the time to register. Better late than never.